The Backyardigans - The Rules lyrics

Tyrone: We must be sneaky now Uniqua: I must be sneaky Tyrone: Especially sneaky now Uniqua: Especially sneaky now Tyrone: You can't have shoes that are squeaky now, lady, you gotta be quiet, too Uniqua: Quiet, too Tyrone: Quiet, too... Rule number one: be quiet; you cannot make a sound Make sure your feet land softly when they step upon the ground Uniqua: Okay, I must be quiet, I will not make a sound But what if I must yell or shriek or howl like a hound? Tyrone: You mustn't even make a peep, or else we will be found Pay attention, lady, ‘cause here's rule number two If you see that monster, do not let it play with you If you play with the monster, lady, you'll be through ‘Cause whoever plays with the monster will become a monster, too! Uniqua: If I play with that monster, I'll be a monster, too Hey, that might be pretty neat, It might be fun to do Tyrone: No that won't be neat! It's not what you should do! So if you see that monster, do not let it play with you! We'll creep and sneak to peek around ‘till we find that soccer ball... Uniqua: Soccer ball... Both: Till we find that soccer ball!