(Verse #1) Pablo: When something strange happens, and no one knows why You need a great detective, and I'm that guy When someone did a crime, but you don't know who You call a great detective to find out who for you Who solves the mysteries? Who finds out? Me, the great detective! And when I do I shout (Chorus #1) Aha! When I find a clue Aha! That's just what I do Aha! That's the word I yell Yes, I'm the great detective, and here's how you can tell, aha! (Verse #2) Got a mystery on your hands? On your feet or on your head? Well, don't just stand there, call me instead With my great detective hat, and my great detective mind And my magnifying gla**, there's no answer I can't find The why, the what, the when, where, who I'll answer every riddle, I'll follow every clue (Chorus #2) Aha! That's just what I'll say Aha! When I've saved the day Aha! In a British voice You need a great detective, I'm your number one choice Aha! Aha! Aha! Ahaaaaaaa!