Hey sheriff, hey sheriff Get off of my porch Hey sheriff, hey sheriff Get off of my porch I'm gonna get my pistol And call out the dogs I'm gonna get my razor and feed you to the hogs Well I got into some trouble Out on the edge of town Well I got into some trouble Out on the edge of town I walked into a roadhouse And ordered me a drink And a bigger man called me down Had no time to think Hey sheriff, hey sheriff Get off of my porch Hey sheriff, hey sheriff Get off of my porch You should have brought your deputies Your warrants and your guns You shoulda stayed at home tonight I'm not going down so easy