The Axis Of Awesome - The Man with the Lazy Eye lyrics

When he looks at you You can't tell what he sees He looks straight ahead But he's off by several degrees. With his sungla**es on You wouldn't notice most days But when he's taking them off He's looking two different ways That's cause he's the man The man with the lazy eye Don't mess with the man The man with the lazy eye. The medical name Is ambliopia It's been to attributed to An undeveloped cornea He still has his licence It don't impair his vision He still has to wear gla**es But for a different condition That's cause he's the man The man with the lazy eye Don't mess with the man The man with the lazy eye. Lazy Eye Lazy Eye Lazy Eye Lazy Eye Don't touch him in the privates