The Axis Of Awesome - What Do You Do...? lyrics

We left work together To have our coffee break I didn't know her all that well Looking back it was a mistake We went to the food court It was a Thursday afternoon I had a chai latte She was eating yogurt with a spoon (with a spoon) I hadn't known her long And she started talking bout this guy I looked away uncomfortably I couldn't understand why she Was telling all of this to me And when I looked back She had began to cry What do you when a girl Who's not your girlfriend cries? Do you pick up a serviette And wipe the tears from her eyes? Do you put your arm around her? Do you stroke her on the thigh? What do you do? What do you do? When a girl (she's not your girlfriend) Who's not your girlfriend cries? Me and Jonno played some footy at the club We got beaten 58 nil we were heading to the pub He told me of his troubles, his problems at home His wife had just left him just last week He was sleeping all alone (Home Alone) He was stuck in a dead end job He wasn't getting very far These weren't things he could ignore He said he couldn't take much more And to top it off, the final straw Was a parking ticket on his car What do you when a guy cries? Do you take off your football jersey And wipe the tears from his eyes? Do you put your arm around him? Do you stroke him on the thigh? No What do you do What do you do When a guy (whose a guy) When a guy cries? I was watching telly 8:30 on Sunday Everything was perfect I had a chocolate sundae My friends came in complaining That they didn't like this show They took the remote from my hands And they told me where to go (where you can go) They changed it to the Cricket But I'd been watching CSI I told them both that they were lame I called them lots of nasty names But still the channel stayed the same And so I stomped my feet and I began to cry What are we supposed to do when Lee starts to cry? Well you should let me watch my stories And bring me an apple pie You should tell me that I'm the best And change it back to CSI. CSIIIIIIIIIIII People in the food court are looking at me Dont want the players from the team to see Well you both know it's my turn to watch TV Well this is really awkward can't you see Because people will think I'm breaking up with you People might think I'm in love with you And Grissom was about to find a clue Can't anyone tell us what to do When a girl... When a guy... When Lee... Starts to cry?