The Axis Of Awesome - Surprise Song No. 3 lyrics

I picked up a lady Went back to my place We took our clothes off, our clothes off Now we are naked My lucky day I turned the lights on I notice, Yeahhhhoohhh She has a penis. Woah, woah, woah! What did you say? What did you say that for? Why would you say those awful words? I couldn't think of a rhyme. You couldnt think of a rhyme? For Your Sex is on fire? Maybe 'she had a vagina' But she didn't have a vagina, she had a penis. Oh. Well, I'm surprised. Yeah there you go listeners. Surprise Song as promised . I think it was Lady Gaga Topical.