The Axis Of Awesome - Do They Know It's Pizza? lyrics

There are problems in the world, Some are big and some are strange Nothing's gonna happen, If we don't try to make a change There's an issue right in front of us, That we refuse to see That's when you cut a pizza into eight slices, It can't be shared by three There's no even way to split it when there's are three of you Two people get three slices one is left with two They're always cut into eight the division isn't fair But if you cut your pizza into twelve slices there'd be enough to share Cut you pizzas into twelve It's divisible by four and three Cut you pizzas into twelve There'd be enough for you and me and Lee Cut you pizzas into twelve That way we get four slices each Cut you pizzas into twelve Equality is not out of reach Now look we're not talking just about us we're also talking about those hungry groups of six who only get 1 and 1/3 of a slice in an eight slice pizza With our twelve slice system they'll get two slices each Now you're thinking what if I'm part of a group of eight, well order at least two pizzas you cheapskate, and a box of wine So whether your a Giuseppe or a Luigi or a Mustapha from one of those pizza/kebab mixed businesses, Hey even if you sell by the slice, there's still more slices And sure we still have the problem of what to do with groups of five or seven But one issue at a time cutting our pizza into twelve is something we can change right now So come on people let's make twelve slices famous, When you get home today change your Facebook status to let everybody know you're making a difference about how many slices a pizza's cut into And if you really want to make a difference we'll send you a sicker on posterpak So on December twelve we can cover the night with twelve slices Twelve, December, Twelve Cut you pizzas into twelve Margherita or Vegetarian Cut you pizzas into twelve Yeah, To be truly egalitarian Cut you pizzas into twelve Yeah whether it's Supreme or Pepperoni The only one who like eight slices is African child snatcher Joseph Kony Cut you pizzas into twelve Anchovies or Salami Kony cuts Pizzas into eight and it's not enough to feed his tiny army Cut your pizzas into twelve They're looking far, they're looking wide Cut your pizzas into twelve Then we can bridge this great divide Your pizzas into twelve Stop Kony, what a prick Divide your pizzas into twelve He's the Simon Cowell of Pizza Divide your pizzas into twelve You guys remember Kony right? Divide your pizzas into twelve Maybe if we work together, we can stop hunger, in the first world.