I can't stand to fly I'm not that naive I'm just there to find The better part of me I'm more than a bird I'm more than a plane I'm a birdplane I'm a birdplane I'm a birdplane A part of me is a bird The other part is a plane See my feathers Hear my engines My beak and my hydraulic suspensions Birdplane (A birdplane) I'm a birdplane (A birdplane) I'm a birdplane (A birdplane) Check me out I'm a birdplane (Check me out I'm a birdplane) I wish that I could cry And fall upon my beak Find a way to lie And pretend I'm not a freak It may sound insane It might be absurd But I'm a plane and I'm also a bird You may be confused Now don't be naive Cause I can eat diesel-flavored birdseed Cause I'm a birdplane (A birdplane) I'm a birdplane (A birdplane) I'm a birdplane (A birdplane) A motherf**in' birdplane (A motherf**in' birdplane) And it's not easy To be a birdplane