The Axis Of Awesome - What Would Jesus Do? lyrics

Life isn't always easy It isn't always fun When you lose direction Your world can come undone When you're in need of guidance And help is over due You might ask yourself this question What Would Jesus Do? If he were at a party And the host ran out of wine He'd make some more with magic And bring on back good times But in this situation You couldn't see it through He's the son of God And he s***s all over you You can't do what Jesus can do You're the King of Nothing, and he's the King of Jews He knows every magic trick, you only know a few Don't even bother asking What Would Jesus Do? Can you heal a leper? Or feed the crowd with fish and bread? Can you walk on water? Did you rise from the dead? And did you give your life up To save humans from bad luck? Were you born of virgin birth, Or did your parents... f**? You can't do what Jesus can do He had twelve apostles, and no one follows you When faced with a dilemma Let logic guide you through What kind of dick-head wonders What Would Jesus Do? When Jesus was betrayed And robbed of all his trust He used His laser vision And turned Judas into dust When Lois Lane was dying Jesus held her in his arms He flew backwards 'round the world To keep her safe from harm When Jesus tours the country In His Rock n' Roll band Kiss A thousands cheer his music Even tough it's hit and miss You can't do what Jesus can do (Jesus s***s all over you) There are three of Him, and there's only one of you (And Jesus can fly) He can cure a blind man, you can't cure the flu (You're good at nothing) He's a zombie wizard who also knows Kung-Fu So next time you're in trouble Thinking What Would Jesus do Try not to forget He's a million, billion, trillion times Better than you God gave Rock n' Roll to you, Gave Rock n' Roll to you, Gave Rock n' Roll to everyone, God gave Rock n' Roll to you, Gave Rock n' Roll to you, Put it in the soul of everyone.