Happy birthday buddha Happy hunting happy hiding Happy new year A-ha-ha-ha-ha I hope you get yourself together I hope your absence is made clear Happy birthday Buddha I first learned There was a value In a little subterfuge From some old Peeping tom or another Woman's refuge Came in contact with a Svengali He was housebound and unwell Choked on a whale bone in a Cantonese restaurant His nervous system Had broken down Buddha buddha buddha hoo Buddha buddha buddha hoo Buddha buddha buddha hoo Happy birthday buddha Happy birthday buddha Happy hunting happy hiding Happy new year I hope you get yourself together I hope your absence is made clear Happy birthday buddha Happy birthday