The Austerity Program - Song 30 lyrics

Did I ever tell you guys All of you who listen to this band About the meanest guy That ever is Or ever was About four feet tall and pale Known as Jake to his friends Means that no one has ever made the mistake To call him Jake There's about a thousand ways I could demonstrate he was poison Motherf**er crawls around like a human snake Fangs and all Spitting in the food Pissing in the pool Yelling at the blind Acting like it's cool Preying on the weak He's f**ing cruel! Did I ever tell you guys All about Jacob St. Clair Absolute evil if there ever was And there is k**s the lawn Freaks the dog Curdles the milk with a stare from fourteen feet I know you wanna be good about it, act like he's your friend and all, have an open mind and all that sh**... until this this scumbag comes walking up and then it's Jacob! Jacob! Get the f** away But he keeps coming around He keeps coming around You beg him Plead him Scream until you bleed But he keeps coming around He will keep coming around There's no love for you Your mom or your dad Or any of your friends My name is Jacob I guess you've all heard of me My reputation does precede yet again I'm not a lying man To deny what's been said All those awful stories that folks repeat Again and again I'm hated And I'm scorned Always cast away Always pushed aside Always me again and again Ever since I was born I've been despised It's pain and rejection Again and again But I can promise you this If you only give me a chance Walk with me Take my hand And I'll get you Take you Burn you and break you Again and again and again and again and again!