Ever since I saw you On My So-Called Life I've been writing you these letters Asking you to be my wife. But its been almost a year And still I've gotten no reply I'm a**uming you have Met some other guy. So I sit in my room - Watch Romeo & Juliet A thousand times. And I wish I was as cool As Leonardo is... But I'm not. (Chorus) I went on Jerry Springer To confess my love to you You said I didn't have a chance And there was nothing I could do. You told me I was crazy And wished that I was dead You threw a chair Right upside my head. Today I hijacked a plane... I wrote your name across the sky Miss Claire Danes. But they were waiting on the ground To take me straight to jail... (Chorus) Im staring at your pictures From my lonely little cell I'm writing you this letter To let you know i doing well. Until we meet again You know I'll cry a thousand tears And I'll see you in another twenty years I'll see you in another twenty years