Kristine's a punk Always tuck in all her junk, oh oh All her friends are rock stars And she'll be sure to let you know Dropped out of school Everyone thinks she's so f**ing cool In her leather jacket and a stolen pair of chucks Let's all sing along You know you can't go wrong When you're with Kristine You feel like you belong Kristine was square Til she let her boyfriend dye her hair And she quit her job so she could go and see the Queers Kristine can't cope Everyone says she's screwed up on dope But you know she's straight edge cuz that's a cool thing to be [Chorus] lalalala Let's all sing along To with punk rock song When I'm with Kristine I feel like I belong Yeah, right