The Arrogant Worms - Wolfe Island Ferry lyrics

Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry It's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island Ferry The Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry It's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe Island Ferry! Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry It's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island Ferry The Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry It's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe Island Ferry! General Wolfe beat General Montcalm on the Plains of Abraham And because of this, they liked him an awful lot in Kingston The town was named Kingston in the county Frontenac So they spotted an island, and they called it Wolfe Island! Oh, it's got a couple highways and a really nice restaurant Called the "General Wolfe", and it's named after General Wolfe Who won a couple of battles and had an island named after him It's a really nice place and a good port to smuggle booze in from the States Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry It's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island Ferry The Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry It's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe Island Ferry! Oh, the Wolfe Island Ferry doesn't carry any wolves Or any source of animals, except for a couple of seagulls Who are really lazy, and so they land on the ferry And that way, they don't have to fly all the way to Wolfe Island Oh, the Wolfe Island Ferry doesn't carry any fairies Cause fairies, unlike seagulls, don't really mind the flying They fly over to Wolfe Island sprinkling fairy dust all over Except it's really more like battery acid and it burns your skin until you die Well, they've got lots of potatos and Anne of Green Gables Oh crap, that's Prince Edward Island Sometimes I get confused when I switch my medication But I can see the bunny! Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry It's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island Ferry The Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry It's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe Island Ferry!