The Arrogant Worms - The Coffee Song lyrics

Young Derrick would love to take my order He works at the coffee shop just up the street He's happy and annoying with a smirk the size of Texas He's my coffee enemy Would you like a mochacino? Or perhaps a cappucino? Or maybe a frappucino? Said Derrick wearing the chinos All I really want is a cup of coffee So strong the spoon stands up just a cup of coffee All I really want is a cup of coffee Give me a friggin' cup of coffee, Derrick You should try out biscotti Or a low-cal cabbage cookie This muffin's only 3.50 And what's super great is that it's fat free Don't wanna smell like an espresso With your coffee scented soap Maybe you should have some chai tea Or maybe join me in some tai chi All I really want is a cup of coffee In a non-biodegradable cup just a cup of coffee All I really want is a cup of coffee Give me a friggin' cup of coffee Oh Derrick why won't you listen to me I don't want a magazine or a CD I don't want a latte or a frappe Just give me a coffee that doesn't taste crappe All I really want is a cup of coffee (3X) Give me a friggin' cup of coffee All I really want (3X) Give me a friggin' cup of coffee, Derrick