The Arrogant Worms - Losing Hair Under God lyrics

The Lord above, Sent his only son To spread the word of God To everyone. Jesus cured the lepers And he healed the lame But he left the bald men With their pain... Oh mighty Lord I've lost what I had I've suffered the fate Of my old dad. I've looked in the hills The valleys everywhere But I cannot see Why you took my hair. I'm losing my hair (losing my hair) I'm losing my hair (losing my hair) What was on my head (above us all) Is no longer there When you see the light (Ooooh) It's my forehead's glare Oh don't you care (Hey you up there!) That I'm losing my hair? (Yeah, yeah) I try to pray And I try to grieve I've tried the wig And I've tried the weave. I've tried the transplant And I've tried the graft But my hair Is thinning fast. Oh mighty Lord Why'd you take my hair? Are you making a carpet For heaven's stairs? To warm the feet Of the chosen souls? But in the meantime My head's getting cold. I'm losing my hair (losing my hair) I'm losing my hair (losing my hair) What was on my head (above us all) Is no longer there When you see the light (Ooooh) It's my forehead's glare Oh don't you care (Hey you up there!) That I'm losing my hair? (Yeah, yeah) We are your children And we are blessed But most of my hair Is now on my chest. In your own wisdom You took it off my head Why couldn't you just Strike me blind instead? Oh Lord above On judgement day Will you forgive me For my toupee? And when I march Through the gates of pearl Can I have hair In your afterworld? I'm losing my hair (losing my hair) I'm losing my hair (losing my hair) What was on my head (above us all) Is no longer there When you see the light (Ooooh) It's my forehead's glare Oh don't you care (Hey you up there!) That I'm losing my hair? (Yeah, yeah) Yeah! I'm losing my hair, I'm losing my hair. But I know a lot of people out there losing their hair too. And I know, every night you pray to God, don'tcha? (Yeah.) Yeah you do, don'tcha? You pray to God to give you more hair. You wake up the next morning, you go in that shower, you look in that drain! And there's your hair. It ain't on your head no more. But, you know, maybe your call's just not getting through. God's a busy man, and, and a lot of people try to get him on the intergalactic telephone. But, but maybe, maybe if we all pray together, we'll get God's phone to wing (ring)! Thank ya, so give me an Amen! (Amen.) Amen! (Amen.) Come on, Amen! (Amen.) Amen! Oh yeah! The phone is ringing! The phone is ringing! God's picking it up, I think we might have woken him up, he might be a little bit grumpy. But it doesn't matter 'cause we're going to tell him what we want, aren't we? (Yeah.) Aren't we? (Yeah.) I need help for my scalp. (Help for my scalp!) Oh give me help for my scalp! (Help for my scalp!) Oh yeah! I feel the power, the power of the Lord! It's in me! It's all around me! This man - this man has split ends on the end of his head! Let those split ends be healed! (Follicle. Miracle. Follicle. Miracle.) Oh mighty Lord Up on your throne I gotta know Do you use a comb? Is your hair wavy? Is your hair blond? Is it curly? Or is it gone? Is to be bald To be the man? 'Cause all the monks Have heads that shine. If that's your way Then I don't care. I'd sell my soul To get more hair! I'm losing my hair (losing my hair) I'm losing my hair (losing my hair) What was on my head (above us all) Is no longer there When you see the light (Ooooh) It's my forehead's glare Oh don't you care (Hey you up there!) That I'm losing my hair? (Yeah, yeah) I'm losing my hair (losing my hair) I'm losing my hair (losing my hair) What was on my head (above us all) Is no longer there When you see the light (Ooooh) It's my forehead's glare Oh don't you care (Hey you up there!) That I'm losing my hair? (Yeah, yeah) Oh don't you care? Oh don't you care That I'm losing my hair? Transcribed by Ellen and Andrew Kaye-Cheveldayoff