About six months ago someone came by with a petition Said "We want to stop these folks moving in next door." I refused to sign it, told them everyone was welcome 'Cause that's what neighbourhoods are for So they moved in and I'll admit they looked peculiar They invited me to friendly barbecue Glad I got to know 'em, and let me tell you something They may be metallic but they're just like me and you No, there's nothing wrong with k**er Robots from Venus They gave me zuchinni from their garden yesterday (They're very fresh) No, there's nothing wrong with k**er Robots from Venus You may disagree but I think they're a-ok My buddy Charlie never got off the Robots' backs Then one day him and his whole house disappeared I talked about it to my neighbours, the k**er Robots from Venus They couldn't help me but agreed that it was weird No, there's nothing wrong with k**er Robots from Venus They always mow their lawn and they joined the PTA (Because we care) No, there's nothing wrong with k**er Robots from Venus You may disagree but I think they're a-ok They had us over for an outdoor New Year's party Although it was ten below there was food and drink a-plenty They got excited as we counted down with them And when we kissed them our lips stuck to their heads (Ouch!) I was watching the news last night and I saw something funny k**er Robots from somewhere decimated Montreal I wondered, "Could it be my neighbours, the k**er Robots from Venus? Could it be them after all?" Oh, no. They're so nice. Yeah. No, there's nothing wrong with k**er Robots from Venus They applauded for my kid at the Christmas play (He was the best shepard) No, there's nothing wrong with k**er Robots from Venus You may disagree but I think they're a-ok You may disagree but I think they're a-ok You may disagree but I think they're a-ok We're OK!