The Arrogant Worms - The Ballad Of Dan lyrics

I'm out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but I don't mind Men like me, that's how the west was won I stand the pain and the suffering For on the trail I am the king On doors I knock and on bells I ring Always sure that I will get the sale 'Cause I am Dan the Insurance Salesman In a beat-up Chevrolet I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted line I make them sign Hi-de-hey (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey! The door swings wide and I sense my prey Ready to fall victim to my pitch I tell him all about the plan With all of its inherent benefits If you lose an arm it's a thousand bucks Lose both of them and get twice as much And if you should die, well then, bless your luck You'll just be raking in the cash 'Cause I am Dan the Insurance Salesman In a beat-up Chevrolet I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted line I make them sign Hi-de-hey (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey! The s**er signs, the deed is done It's time for me to get back on the road A lonely man out on the land Where the wind can blow so cold I ride into the setting sun With the knowledge of a job well done But I can't rest until everyone Has become properly insured 'Cause I am Dan the Insurance Salesman In a beat-up Chevrolet I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted line I make them sign Hi-de-hey (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey! Yes, I am Dan the Insurance Salesman In a beat-up Chevrolet I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally For on the dotted line I make them sign