The Arrogant Worms - Mounted Animal Nature Trail lyrics

On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail, you'll be sure to see All Mother Nature's favourite pets, all sitting rigidly They're never hungry any more, their last meal left them stuffed Don't worry, they won't walk away if you try and pet their fluff And the dog goes... And the cow goes... And the bear goes... And the pig goes... And the crow goes caw!, I guess it was alive You can see all this On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail The Mounted Animal Nature Trail, it's great for Mom and Dad Where else can Grandma and the kids see the silence of the lambs? Don't have to walk a hundred miles ore climb the steepest hill And the only fearsome sound you'll hear is the ringing of the till And the dog goes... And the cow goes... And the bear goes... And the pig goes... And the crow goes caw!, I guess it was alive You can see all this On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail The only things that bite are the bugs (Oww..) And unlike other theme parks, the mice won't say "Hello" And if you're having troubles with your own family pet You can bring him and add him to the trail Everyone, and the dog goes... And the cow goes... And the bear goes... And the pig goes... And the crow goes caw!, I guess it was alive You can see all this On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail