The Arrogant Worms - Mrs. Catto Loves Her Budgie lyrics

Mrs. Catto gets up at eight When she hears her budgie She puts her gla**es on her face So she can see her budgie She reads the horoscopes out loud She reads them to her budgie She puts on her favourite blouse And she shows it to her budgie Mrs. Catto loves her budgie Mrs. Catto loves her budgie Mrs. Catto loves her budgie Very very very very much Mrs. Catto calls her mom She talks about her budgie She writes a letter to someone She writes about her budgie Mrs. Catto takes a nap She dreams about her budgie She puts the birdcage on her lap And she pets her budgie Mrs. Catto loves her budgie Mrs. Catto loves her budgie Mrs. Catto loves her budgie Very very very very much Mrs. Catto makes a snack She feeds it to her budgie She picks up the neighbour's cat She feeds it to her budgie Jehovah's Witnesses drop by She feeds them to her budgie Mr. Brown stops by and says hi And she feeds him to her budgie Mrs. Catto loves her budgie Mrs. Catto loves her budgie Mrs. Catto loves her budgie Very very very very much (*spoken* Thank you for your time.)