The Arrogant Worms - Malcolm lyrics

Billy solve his problems with by calling up his mom Heather solves her problems with d** and alcohol Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law But Malcolm's got his own way, it's better than them all 'Cause Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw And he never has the same problem twice Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate Awful TV programs or a broken Elvis plate Or his fiancé who dumps him because he's gaining weight Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw And he never has the same problem twice And he goes VRRRRRMMM VRRRRRMMM Problem solved!