The Arrogant Worms - Jesus' Brother Bob lyrics

If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be surprised I bet you know my relatives Their names will never die My mother is a saint And my brother is a god But all I am is Jesus' brother Bob Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob A nobody relative of the son of God If only I'd been born just a little sooner I'd be more than the brother of God Junior I have to pay the ferry To cross the Galilee But not my brother No not him He walks across for free I finally get to work 'Bout a quarter after nine Already he's turning water into wine Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob A nobody relative of the son of God If only I'd been born just a little sooner I'd be more than the brother of God Junior One day when I was home I heard a mighty roar (in theback groundsombody yells "ROAR" ) There were a thousand people Right outside the door Help us, Jesus, help us! Came the cheering from the mob But then they got a look at me "Relax, it's only Bob" Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob A nobody relative of the son of God If only I'd been born just a little sooner I'd be more than the brother of God Junior He died upon the cross I thought that I was free Finally people would get to know Me for me (Hi Bob, Hi Judas!) This was my big chance To finally get ahead The next thing you know He's rising from the dead Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob A nobody relative of the son of God If only I'd been born just a little sooner I'd be more than the brother of God Junior Everybody! Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob A nobody relative of the son of God If only I'd been born just a little sooner I'd be more than the brother of God Junior ahhhahhhhahhh-Bob