The Arrogant Worms - Dog Named Bob lyrics

I once had a dog named Bob And Bob's a funny name for a dog If you're gonna get a dog, don't name him Bob My neighbour's name is also Bob And every time I call my dog My neighbour Bob shows up without my dog Hey, Bob, not YOU, Bob I'm looking for my dog Have you seen my dog named Bob? My dog named Bob Bob the dog drank antifreeze I got a new dog named Jeez So I could yell "Oh Jeez!" just when I please And when Jehovah's Witnesses Come to my house in Saturdays I ask them if they'd like to witness Jeez Holy Jeez, they fell on their knees They beg me, "Please, can we meet Jeez, pretty please?" Oh Holy Jeez Well those Jehovah's Witnesses Called the Humane Society They took my Jeez away from me And then the Catholic diosces Made a big deal out of Jeez And now I have to pay to go see Jeez Hey, Jeez, remember me? Remember the beach and playing Frisbee with me? For the love of Jeez