The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Is Almost Here lyrics

Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Aaahhhggggrrr! It's just five days till Christmas, I haven't done a thing Don't even have a Christmas tree, I am panicking Most lots are all sold out, I search until the night I end up with a grubby shrub with a case of blight Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Aaahhhggggrrr! It's four days till Christmas, still have to decorate Spend hours in the basement until I find the crate Of lights and bulbs and popcorn strings, tangled in a knot Then I spend the day separating what I've got Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Aaahhhggggrrr! It's three days till Christmas, I spent all day writing cards I started writing letters now I just say "best regards" I shove 'em in a mailbox and to the mall I go To get gifts for Jim and Jane and Tim and Uncle Joe (and Aunt Mavis and Aunt Beatrice and Grandpa and Grannie....) Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Aaahhhggggrrr! Two days till Christmas, a million things to do Clean the house, put on tea, company is due Where are my relatives, why haven't showed up I bet they're at the airport I forgot to pick them up Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Aaahhhggggrrr! Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Aaahhhggggrrr! Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Aaahhhggggrrr! Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Christmas is here! It's finally Christmas, the kids wake me up at five I fall downstairs a messy haired zombie, half-alive Spend all day serving company, then fall down inert If these are my holidays I'd rather stay at work