The Arrogant Worms - Twins lyrics

I don't like you and you don't like me We don't get along you can plainly see I just can't wait til the surgery Conjoined twins we'll no longer be Our lives are no longer in sync I'm always blamed for thow you stink You always act like such a dink Let's make like sausage and get de-linked You want no parts of me and I want no parts of you You need both the kidneys but one will have to do Seperation anxiety, sounds pretty good to me This three-legged race is over You were the Starsky to my Hutch When we drove you worked the clutch When the chequ came we'd go Dutch But I don't like you much We both need this brand new start It's not like we could drift apart On account of the fact we sare a heart New to me you'll be a la carte You want no parts of me and I want no parts of you You need both the kidneys but one will have to do You never had my back even though you have my back This three-legged race is over There's one thing that I know is true Is that one head is better that two What's yours is yours, what's mine is mine Siamese twins are the Thais that bind You want no parts of me and I want no parts of you You need both the kidneys but one will have to do Our mental scars will mend and we can still be friends But this three-legged race, no more two face Get your own place, is over