The Arrogant Worms - Pressure Washer lyrics

I'm a real guy I like real guy things Like boats and guns and onion rings But household chores need a power resolution I went to the store and purchased the solution I got a pressure washer. I like it a lot 'Cause it makes cleaning destructive Now I blow away the dirt and obliterate the muck I pressure wash my fence and my couch and my truck Nothing's dirty in the house though things are a little damp My cat's clean now even though it's bald It's fur is in a corner of my neighbour's yard I've got a new kid but diapers aren't a problem I pressure washed his bu*t he'll never pee on me again I got a pressure washer (He likes it a lot) I got a pressure washer (He cleaned up the tot) Sure I may be squirting water but in my head I'm a sergeant with a flamethrower spewing out d**h I've got 2000 psi of awesome k**ing force Look out commies, here comes Mike Rambo With his 50 mm pressure washer. Look at him go Jehovah's witnesses come and shake my hand I pressure washed their literature and not they understand I got a pressure washer One day I was out pressure washing my lawn My neighbour came home with a big smile on He pulled out a brand new Gas powered Turbo charged 90 gauge Super mega mega mega washer With a DVD drive Damn IT!!! I need a bigger pressure washer (he needs a bigger pressure washer) X2 I need a bigger pressure washer X3 Or maybe a hummer