The Arrogant Worms - I.B.S. lyrics

Some folks call it spastic colon, mucous coltis, Provokable prostate, the Spanish call it colerico tripas I just call it grumpy bum And it's not very much fun Irritable bowel syndrome causes nausea, bloating and gas Irritable bowel syndrome is like pissing off your a** When you bowels are irritable, you're out of luck No amount of sweet talk can ever cheer them up The condition is influenced by emotions, doctors say Don't rub you bum the wrong way Irritable bowel syndrome can cause both diarrhea and constipation Irritable bowel syndrome's not a good first date converstaion A barium enema can really make your day It turns the ol' black hole into the Milky Way A sigmoidoscope is inserted, as big as Saskatoon The sun doesn't shine on that moon Scat for a while, Baba ba da ba ba ba ba boo boo boo boo yeah poo poo do do do do caca zwo zwo yeah Coffee and raw fruit and laxatives don't help and I should mention It causes considerable clenching Irritable bowel syndrome is irritability of the bowels Irritable bowel syndrome makes you only speak in vowels AAAA EEEE IIII OOOO UUUU WHY!