George Washington was the president But now he's dead (dead) Mackenzie King was Prime Minister But now he's dead (dead) So don't go into politics You'll end up dead Don't go into politics You'll end up dead Oppenheimer built the bomb But now he's dead (dead) Einstien was very very smart But not enough not to be dead (dead) So don't go into science You'll end up dead Don't go into science You'll end up dead And don't go into politics You'll end up dead Don't go into politics You'll end up dead Jimi Hendrix, Janice Joplin, Brian Jones, Keith Moon, Jim Morrison, Roy Orbison, John Lennon, Bob Marley, Leonard Bernstien, Elvis Presley Well, we're not too sure about Elvis But I think you get the point Don't go into music You'll end up dead Don't go into music You'll end up dead And don't go into science You'll end up dead Don't go into politics You'll end up dead Break it down You'll be burned, you'll be fried You'll be buried alive And there's no hope thinkin' That you're gonna survive 'Cause there's the drowning and choking And cancer from smoking And smothered while sleeping And blood will start seeping So I have found, you'll end up in the ground And you'll be dead So I have found, you'll end up in the ground I wish there was an option instead But you'll be dead Dead Maybe with a bullet in your head But you'll be dead Dead Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very dead