The Aquabats - Captain Hampton And The Midget Pirates lyrics

Young jim, as a lad He looked for adventure Calamity, danger, whatever was free So when he turned ten, he packed his belongings And he left home to find his destiny Jim just a boy, who's Head full of legends Of dungeons and dragons And pirates and stuff So that summer he snuck on a schooner To harpoon tuna And get real buff The captain he said There's danger ahead We need some brave men To sail and then We'll find us those pirates Stop them with violence, To make the ocean safe Once again." (chorus) Cleaning up the oceans Captain hampton and his crew Trouble in the seven seas He'll know what to do Captain, he hates rubbish To him pirates are just soot Scallywags and scurvy dogs Are crushed under his foot. Captain hampton, captain hampton Ahoy, ahoy Pillaging the pillagers Triumphantly he'll sail away Now, seven weeks into the trip And jim was sick to d**h Of being sick Some kind of action he wanted As he searched the seas For everyday was the same old... stuff The night he felt like jumping ship But then he heard a crash Hit the starboard side of the ship And bumped him out of his bunk Onto his bottom Our heroes drew their swords As the midgets swarmed aboard The pirates surprise attack The tiny buccaneers Caught us by surprise As we tried to battle back. (chorus) La la la la la la la, la la la la la la. La la la la la la la, la la la la la la. La la la la la la la, la la la la la la. La la la la la la la, la la la la la la. Captain hampton, captain hampton Ahoy ahoy Pillaging the pillagers Triumphantly he ran away!