The Aquabats - Sandy Face lyrics

I loved a girl named Sandyface She lived outside of town In a tent made of diapers In the sand she laid face down She had a pillow of cactus And her bed was desert land I suppose the call her Sandyface Because her face was covered in sand And I remember her sandy face And I remember her sandy smile That Sandy was the apple Of many bloodshot eyes And one day she fell victim To a sheep in wolf's disguise They said a man with banana bread And a beehive on his chin Sold my love to the Grateful Dead Stole her land and then cashed in There's a one-eyed dog With horns like a yak Wax lips and a broken back His feet in front face the opposite Of his hind legs in the back He tried to save that sandy girl From the city man disease But was stung to d**h By all the pets Of the man with the beard of bees Oh, Sandyface I do recall Oh, Sandyface I could not do it all! Dr. Rock was on a jog Saw my dear in the parking lot Selling grilled cheese sandwiches In hippy slavery Dr. Rock tried to free my love But he had no gun So he dialed me collect On 10-10-321 I got the call from Dr. Rock Raced down to the scene But Sandy had been swept away Into the Rainbow Sea Swim, swim away Oh, Sandy Swim so far away from him Swim far away from this place Just keep that sand on that face! But it was too late.... I went back to that stinky place Where I first met my Sandy, but Whitey and his beard of bees Had built a Pizza Hut So I bought a slice in memory Poured sand on the cheese And as I ate Off that sandy plate I missed my one-eyed dog And now it's over The tide has washed her face And now it's Oh Sandyface I do recall Oh Sandyface I could not