I put my head down on my desk To help me get through this mess I fell asleep and before I was done I woke up in shock; my whole am was numb I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb I woke up in shock- CHORUS I fell asleep on my arm, and now it's totally numb! I fell asleep on my arm! My arm's like a big limp stump! x3 The bell rang; cla** dismissed I'm sitting here a little bit dissed I step to the door, but I can't leave I can't turn the doorknob; my arm's asleep I can't turn the doorknob; my arms asleep Who's gonna carry my books? I'm so embarra**ed What if I got to pee? I can't bear it What if I got to pee? I can't bear it CHORUS x3 Corporate America makes pencils for the man with the right hand They make pencils for the man with the left hand But what about the man with the numb hand? Four hundred grand to see the Rage But from back here I can't see the stage It's time to start my own parade So lift your arm up and wave! I fell asleep on my arm, and now it's totally numb I fell asleep on my arm; my shoulder's like a big limp stump! I fell asleep on my arm; my arm's like a big limp stump! I feel no pain In my arm I feel no pain In my arm When's it gonna change? It feels so strange It's just one of those days In my arm I'm gonna slam it in the door I'm gonna wiggle it around 'Cause I feel no pain In my arm It feels so strange It's just one of those days Boom da bop da boom diggy diggy... --- .