The Anti-Nowhere League - Noddy (Demo) lyrics

There's a rumor going 'round Toyland It's about Noddy the dirty little man They say he done a dirty by lifting up his shirty With Big Ears and the rest of his gang There was only [unverified] stuck up Noddy's arsehole And for a penny a piece you know they liked his crease Well, Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well, Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well, Big Ears was in front But he couldn't get his c*nt Well, his ears were big as [unverified] But his penis never grew Well, Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well, Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland The next in line to f** Was little Porky Pig But Noddy made the piggy noises After what he did Well, Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well, Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well, Rupert Bear was there With his ma** of pubic hair And Rupert Bear, he didn't care He came in Noddy's hair Well, Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well, Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well [unverified] 'Cause he said it was obscene So he greased up his truncheon And stuck it up his arsehole, arsehole, arsehole Well, Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well, Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland After everyone was done And they'd had a lot of fun Noddy's hat was red but His dad was s**ing his thumb Well, Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well, Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well, the moral of this song To you dirty little boys Charge 10p or more Be a high-cla** who*e Well, Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well, Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Noddy You know what my mother told me You sold your arsehole At the Elephant and Castle Noddy, you dirty little ba*tard Well, Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well, Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Noddy, you dirty little ba*tard