The Anomalies - Amazing Robocop Rap lyrics

Detroit is a city in urban decay Alex Murphy is a cop and it's his first day [Murphy, transferring in from metro-south] Sergeant Reeve explains it could be bad for his health Once Murphy's been given the guide of the station A suspect breaks out in a violent situation But his partner deals with it She's anything but girly She beats the man up and says: [Glad to know you Murphy] Catching Clarence Boddicker is their ultimate goal They grab a police car and go out on patrol Now the police is run by the O.C.P., There's a meeting with the heads of the company [Old Detroit has a cancer, the cancer is crime] Dick Jones has the answer [ED-209] The robot stomps in and they stumble back in fear Dick gives a guy a gun and gets him to volunteer [Put down your weapon, you have twenty seconds to comply] The robot malfunctions and they don't know why He's got Kenny in his sight, goes nuts on his course [I am authorised to use physical force] Murphy spins a hand gun on the bonnet of his car He gets a call at random about Clarence Boddicker After robbing a bank, Clarence and his gang Box up the cash and then they're off in a van The money's all scorched, Clarnece doesn't think it's funny He yells out [You burnt the f**ing money!] Emil the driver spots a cop on their tail They grab shotguns it's that or go to jail They kick open the doors and fire at the wrong time Because Lewis ain't stupid she's driven alongside During the shootout old Bobby's shot in the knee [Can you fly Bobby?] and gets thrown through a windscreen The criminals escape, now that is until The police track them down to an abandoned steel mill Backup's unavailable, they rtadio to find out So they split up and head into the gang's hideout Lewis finds the first one pissing off a ledge He distracts her with his co*k and then punches her off the edge Murphy finds the other two watching TV He says [Dead or alive, you're coming with me] But then he gets surrounded, they rough him up a lot [Cops don't like me, so I don't like cops] With his wrist a bloody stump, Murphy tries to stand He turns to face the gang, [Well give the man a hand] They all open fire, now Murphy screams in pain Clarence takes aim and blows out his brain Lewis arrives in the nick of time To get him to the hospital before he flatlines As the doctor's try and save him from the savage attack He has a flashback and everything turns black [Can you do that dad?] [I really have to tell you something] When he awakes he's part man, part machine With scientists stood around his video screen As they try and fix him up he malfunctions a bit [Awwwwww, sh**] He was tough before, but now he's even tougher [You're gonna be a bad motherf**er] After many more weeks old Robo's complete They unveil him from beneath a plastic sheet They cheer and they clap after the presentation And take him back down to the local police station Sergeant Reed didn't know and he's pretty pissed off [Official O.C.P. business, so please, get lost] He's told to sit in a chair Which is constantly manned Old Robo says [Yes, I understand] His 'Prime Directives' make him effective and diligent [Serve the public trust, protect the innocent Uphold the law], but there's one more A secret in his core called Directive Four Bob can't hold his excitement, no matter how hard he tries [I f**in' love that guy] Down in the basement in the shooting range The police are shocked when they hear something strange Most of them stop, some of them run [It's supercop] [And that f**in' gun] [This guy's really good], his shooting's supreme But [He's not a guy, he's a machine] Finally Robo gets a car before he's deployed [Thank you] [Go get 'em boy] [Just give me your money and all of it, don't f** with me Give it to me, one, two] [Drop the gun, you are under arrest] Stopping this scum is Robo's first test He hits him across the room and he's even polite [Thank you for your co-operation, goodnight] The next quest he must address is to stop two pests Who more or less molest, a girl and cause her distress [Let the woman go, you are under arrest] But the rapist won't listen so he shoots him through the dress Clutching at his bleeding groin he falls on a heap Robo says [Your move, creep] Later that week Robo's sat in his chair Fast asleep until he has a nightmare He's thrashing around while he's having his dream And his dream can he seen on the monitor screen As he dreams of being k**ed he continues to shake Then the scientists run in and he suddenly wakes He storms out to look for Clarence and his crew But he bumps into Lewis [Murphy, it's you] Emil on his bike pulls up at the petrol station And proceeds to rob the place with excessive aggravation He's got his finger on the trigger and he'd a bout to pull it [I bet you think you're pretty smart huh. Think you can outsmart a bullet] [Drop it] says Robo as he arrives on the scene [Dead or alive, you are coming with me] [You're dead, we k**ed you] he escapes on his bike Uses a cigarette to set the petrol alight The gas station explodes, Emil doesn't get far Cause Robo shoots his bike, he crashes into a car He goes back to the station with the information he scanned To access the database via a spike in his hand He was murdered by Clarence, what Lewis said was true [Murphy, it's you. Murphy, it's you.] [I love to be with intelligent women] [And you need lots of stimulation Bobby] [That must be the champagne] The man at the door has a trick up his sleeve He points a gun at Bob and says [b**hes leave] With the silencer on her shoots the legs and the knees Of a terrified Bob while he begs and pleads Clarence whips out a DVD And Dick Jones face fills the TV screen Puts a grenade on the table to finish the job [I'm cashing you out, Bob] The house is blown up spectacularly Then Clarence heads off to a c**aine factory He says [I don't want to f** with you Sal] Followed by [Guns, guns, guns] The door is punched in a turned into rubble [Come quietly or there will be, trouble] He targets all the criminals of which there's quite a few [Aww, f** you] Robo storms in under a barrage of lead And shoots them one by one until they're all dead Now Boddickers's gang are either k**ed or maimed Until finally only Clarence remains He tries to escape, Robo grabs him though And repeatedly throws him through the nearest window His face gets cut up after each throw [I work for Dick Jones! Dick Jones!] Rob tries to choke him but decides to stop [You're a cop!] [I am a cop.] Now Clarence has lost, Robo's the winner [Book him.] [What's the charge?] [He's a cop k**er] He spits blood on the desk, disgusting them all [Just give me my f**ing phone call] Robo then goes off to arrest the vice president Using Clarence's confession as evidence [You are under arrest.] [You better take me in.] [I will.] [What's the matter officer? It's a little insurance policy called Directive Four I had to k** Bob Morton because he made a mistake, now it's time to erase that mistake.] Paralysed and shutting down, Robo's fading fast When ED-209 stomps in to kick his a** Now he's authorised to use physical force He blasts him across the floor and uppercuts him through the door Bombarded with rockets, it's more that Robo can take So he beats a retreat down the fire escape 209's right behind him and tries to give chase But he slips on a step, falls down the staircase Robo runs outside but is blinded by a beam Dick Jones has called in an elite S.W.A.T. team They fire on the cyborg shooting round after round The ferocity of the blasts knocks him down to the ground It looks like he's done for, but it's a relief He rolls off the edle to the ledge underneath Lewis turns up and helps Robo escape While the S.W.A.T. team fires a hail of bullets in their way Dick Jones meets Clarence the very next day The both decide that Robo's gonna pay Dick Jones is annoyed and starts giving him stick [Take a look at my face, Dick] To make sure Clarence doesn't mess up twice Dick Jones gives him a tracking device Before he leaves he wants some ma**ive artillery Dick says [We practically are the military] The gang plan to meet somewhere quiet But in the street that they meet there's a full blown riot Emil can't hear the TV for the shouts and the hollers [I'll buy that for a dollar] Clarence turns up with a gun and the all get excite Emil says [I like it!] They blow up a car and then they blow up a shop And then they're off looking for Robocop They track him down to a mill where Murphy was k**ed As Robo takes his visor off with a drill He hears the gang approaching in the van below He says [Looking for me?] before shooting Joe Robo's outpaced as the van gives chase But in his haste he drives into toxic waste Acidic liquid flows all over the place Melting the clothes and the skin off his body and face Clarence races towards them but his advance is slowed As Lewis' police car rams him off the road Clarence is preoccupied and doesn't see Emil Who stumbles in front of his automobile The body explodes, covers the windscreen in blood And he crashes the car upside down in the mud He bursts out the car, firing like crazy Shoots Lewis don the hill and says [Bye bye, baby] Robo arrives now to settle the score [I give up] [I'm not arresting you anymore] This is the end he's got himself to blame But Leon appears overhead in a crane Clarence pleads with the cyborg, he can't let him go though Then Leon drops a ton of girders on Robo They both cheer and the celebration ceases When Lewis with a gun blows Leon to pieces Clarence grabs a steel pipe with Robo helpless He hits him as hard as he can, stabs him through the chest Until Robo's dead the villain just won't stop [Sayonara, Robocop] But now comes the twist, something Clarence had missed And he's stabbed in the throat with a spike in his fist He falls in the water, blood spraying in jets Lewis looks up [Murphy, I'm a mess] [They'll fix you], Robo says to his friend [They fix everything], now he's got his revenge He pulls himself free, a confrontation due He makes his way back to O.C.P. H.Q., [You are illegaly parked on private property] He enters the boardroom before going any further [Dick Jones is wanted for murder] These are serious charges, what is your evidence?] Robo goes to the TV with no hesitance [I had to k** Bob Morton because he made a mistake Now it's time to erase that mistake] Dick grabs a gun and holds the old man hostage But with Directive Four Robo can't accost him He asks for a chopper so he can't be arrested [Anybody tries to stop me, the old geezer gets it] He's about to be prematurely retired The old man says [Dick, you're fired!] [Thank you] Directive four vanquished Dick takes his last breath As Robo blasts him through the window to his d**h [Nice shootin' son, what's your name?] The old man asks curtly, the part man machine replies [Murphy]