BM: Mary Ann, Mary Ann! AS: Yes? BM: I'm ashamed your name's McCann AS: What's the matter, mama dear? BM: Mary Ann, come over here! BM: Take it back, the dress you bought AS: Don't cha know they wear 'em short? BM: You'll get pinched if you get caught AS: Well, what do ya want from me? BM: Keep your skirts down! AS: Ahhh BM: Keep your skirts down! AS: Gee BM: Keep your skirts down, Mary Ann! AS: Ah, applesauce! Gee, I have a lovely dimple on my knee! BM: Don't I know it! But it wasn't put there for the world to see BM: Keep your skirts down! AS: What d'ya mean, down? BM: You know what I mean When you sit down, if you can You would make any man in town a nervous wreck AS: Why!? BM: Remember you can wear your beads around your neck Keep your skirts down! Keep your skirts down! AS: They're going up! BM: Well keep 'em down, Mary Ann! BM: Mary Ann, Mary Ann AS: Yes? BM: Girl, you'll never get a man AS: Oh, I'll grab one, never fear BM: Mary Ann, just listen here Men like the old-fashioned kind AS: Mama, dear, you're way behind BM: Sure, you'll make them lose their minds! AS: Oh, what am I gonna do? BM: Keep your skirts down! AS: Ahhh BM: Keep them way down! AS: Gee whiz! BM: Keep your skirts down, Mary Ann! AS: You make me tired! I might catch a fellow with my stockin's rolled BM: All that you will ever catch will be a cold! BM: Keep your skirts down! AS: Ah, what d'ya mean, down? BM: Keep 'em down when you sit down, if you can AS: Nowadays you must dress like this to win a lad BM: Mmmm, but I didn't do it, and I won your dad AS: Well, he was no bargain! BM: Don't get fresh Keep your skirts down! AS: They're going up! BM: Well keep 'em down, Mary Ann!