Oh you can take the high road Or you can take the low road Go the way the wind is blowin' Take the main road, the side road The cross road, the rail road As long as you keep goin' Now if you ever get mad With a very young lad You better do what I tell you Don't you rave, don't you shout Don't you even start to pout Here is a very simple sample Now I took a stroll with a boy in the park We found a bench in a spot that was dark And he tried stealin' a kiss, but what did I say? Oh, what did I say? Hit the road! Down on the square where the hobos all meet Someone was makin' a speech in the street But just then somebody hollered, "Hey! The Light's green" Oh, what did he mean? Hit the road! When you're annoyed with anyone Don't get mad, don't rave, don't shout Just count to ten and then politely say "Get lost, bail out" I just set out to you folks for a spell Not just to prove that I can take it as well I'll let you give it to me, I'll leave it to you Oh what'll I do? Hit the road! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-do, da-da-da-da-do Da-da-da-da-da, hit the road! Dibs he gets fresh in the dark (Hit the road) And if he suggests that you park And if he trys to steal a kiss (Oh, what'll you say?) Hit the road! (Hit the road) And if he should hand you a line (And if he says) "Honey, what is yours should be mine" If you have a date at eight and he comes at nine (Oh, what d'you say?) Hit the road! When you're annoyed with anyone Don't get mad, don't rave, don't shout You better count to ten and then politely say "Hey, get off my back" We just set out to you folks for a spell Not just to prove that we can take it as well We'll let you give it to us, so what'll we do Oh, what'll we do? Hit the road! Alright, we'll hit the road!