[Verse 1] You think that you're so cool Go sit yourself on the sidelines You stinking tool Do you really think you rule? I'm the king of this swimming pool [Chorus] I don't give a damn Go blow a clam Have some jam or some yams or a lamb And blow that f**ing clam I don't give a damn Go blow a clam [Verse 2] You think you're cool Talking about how you sixty-nined her Worthlessly pined her And straight-up enshrined her I'd like to chop off your co*k And stick it in a meat grinder [Chorus] f**!