Empty gla**es There's just ice cubes Where's the waitress?!? Where's my other shoe?!? That's the boy I like now (?) Got this full cup I have a chance At the port I was convinced! The joint's on the snare! Empty Empty Empty gla**es Empty gla**es The joint's on the snare!! Empty Empty gla**es There's just ice cubes Where's the waitress?!? Where's my other shoe?!? (There's my other shoe!) The joint's on the snare! Empty Empty I had a chance At the port; I was convinced! The joint's on the snare! Empty Empty