[Verse 1: Andrew Kenny] The girl's giving up cause the boys are lazy With their hands in my pockets trying to drive me crazy They don't live up and they won't, I've found The only living boys around [Verse 2] She's drinking with her neighbor though he's cold and shallow Her only friends are Ernest and Julio Gallo And they don't live up and they won't, I've found The only living boys around [Verse 3] Sitting in the study with a boy named Andy Telling him the boys'll never understand me Sharing borrowed fingers of her father's brandy Biting on her lip like it was apple candy They don't live up and they won't I've found The only living boys around