The Amazing BrandO - The Secret Pa**age lyrics

(Help me... Please help me... I am a prisoner in the dungeon of the castle. My name is Zelda. The wizard, Agahnim, has done something to the other missing girls. Now only I remain. Agahnim has seized control of the castle and is now trying to open the seven Wise Men's seal. I am in the dungeon of the castle. Please help me...) I hear your cries for help To me, and no one else What can I do? I'm just an elf (I'm just an elf with a really large penis) Who's that and where's he going to? (Go to bed!) I don't like his freaking attitude What the hell am I supposed to do? (Don‘t make me slap you with my really large penis) I found a lamp (That's right, I found it) I'll do a dance (I'm so grounded) I'll take a chance and I'll go Where are my pants? (I can't find them) Where are my pants? (I can't find them) Where are my pants? I don't know! Now I'm walking out in the rain Like I'm Oran "Juice" Jones She keeps talking, am I insane? She won't leave me alone I rip plants from the ground and then I'm k**ing you, son I got ninety-nine problems and a bush ain't one (Hit me) Man on the run, having too much fun I got three hearts, you'll be left with less than one I got a sword now, watch me build it up, release This is a secret technique from my family tree I got the strength of a bear that has the strength of a Sheen I'm lean and I'm mean I'm a f**ing k**ing machine