The Amazing BrandO - The Chosen One lyrics

(...You'll get yourself kidnapped.) (Lick my royal heinie!) Princess Zelda, you're alive! I can't believe that you survived With this strange fellow as your guide I'm really surprised you made it Hey, are you guys related? He must be the chosen one for no apparent reason at all I saved the Princess (I saved the Princess) I should be getting some head But I'm stuck with my dick in my hand (In my hand) And a shield in the other instead But I'm feeling good, you know, I'm feeling alright (Come on) Gonna save Hyrule tonight, cause I'm the man (I k** evil with my really large penis) Hyrule, I walk through the fields But it always feels Like somebody's watching me I waddle around I'm the talk of the town Haunted burial ground Ghost bee (Oh my god, run away, oh he's gonna sting me) Zelda, I hope you understand That I am the man God help us I'll face the darkness The angels hearken Your face, I'll fart in I'm tearing apart this land (Large penis) a**hole, you don't even know (You don't even know) I'll cut off your toe (Cut off your toe) And then I will laugh at you I'm taking you down I'm not messing around Where the hell is the town? Oh, sh** (Where's the map? There it is! Gotta find the village-) Elder, but he's over there I don't even care Let's do this You cannot scare me Be more than wary I om-nom fairies I'm saving the day Why not? (Large penis) That broom is not a rake Your grandma's gone insane A bee came and stung me I ran away This kid gave me a net I chased a guy in red I'll fight all these chickens Oh, sh**, I'm dead I walk through the village Something isn't right I wonder what's going on? I'll read this sign (This is for all you lovers out there) Earth angel, earth angel Will you be mine? My darling dear Love you all the time I'm just a fool A fool in love with you Earth angel, earth angel The one I adore Love you forever And ever more I'm just a fool A fool in love with you