The Amazing BrandO - Lost in the Woods lyrics

Sahasrahla, where the boots at? (Give me the boots!) (No!) I know about your boots, man! (Give me the boots!) (No!) Hand over the boots, you mother- (Give me the boots!) (No!) Wouldn't it be easier to give me the boots? (No!) First, you have to prove you have what it takes! (What?) First, you have to prove you have what it takes! Get the pendant from the palace in the east Vanquish the evil, k** the beast Secondly, you have to be my only friend (What?) I said, you have to be my only friend! Best friends until the end, and stuff Go get the pendant, prove you're tough! And then come back and we can watch Matlock together I'll call you on the tile I love you! (And so, Link traveled to the Lost Woods to claim the Master Sword as his own, unaware that he was still not wearing pants.) In the woods, I get lost in the fog (In the fog) Is this the Master Sword? Oh my god (Oh my god) Hey, wait a minute, this can't be the one I'll throw it at this guy just for the fun The mullet's awesome and all, but I think I should run It's a hipster pickle, OMG "I'm a cucumber man, actually" I give no f**s, I'll k** you anyway I'll boomerang you, shank you in the face A magic mushroom, oh, what a glorious day I'm happy, I'm feeling glad I‘ve got sunshine in a bag I'm useless, but not for long The future is coming on I'm happy, I'm feeling glad I‘ve got sunshine in a bag I'm useless, but not for long The future is coming on (It's coming on) (It's coming on) (It's coming on) Nothing can stop me now (Nothing can stop me) Nothing can stop me now cause I just don't care (Nothing can stop me) (Link, it's your sister, Zelda! Where are you? Soldiers are coming to Sanctuary! Aiee!) (Hahaha! My collection of missing girls is finally complete!) ('Sup, girl?) (I've been expecting you, Link.) (Nuh-uh.) (Yup. Watch in amazement as I make Princess Zelda disappear in front of your very eyes.) (Nuh-uh.) (Yup.) (No.) (You will die here!) I will win! (I will destroy you!) Watch me spin! You've been deflected! (You are weak!) I am the hero, the name's Link (You've won this time!) I win always! (We shall soon see, boy!) Call me! (I've gathered up all the missing girls!) (I'll draw you into the darkest world!)