The Amazing BrandO - Kid Icarus lyrics

Coming to save the day, I am the hero Climbing up to the top, starting at zero La-la-la-la-la-la, nothing to fear-o Shooting you in the face like Robert De Niro Perseus ain't got jack, I am the man Hercules ain't got jack, I am the man You don't even know, this is so easy I only hope that d**h won't see me (You know, I couldn't help but notice, you, standing there, you're trespa**ing, on my lawn, it's my lawn, go away!) I got a pair of wings, can't even use 'em (I made it through the level) I'm walking through the maze right now-icus I smash all of these fools, and how-icus Don't be acting all holier-than-thou-icus I got nine-nine-nine in my pockets The name's Pit, you can call me "Kid Icarus" And I gotta say, I'm getting really sick of this And I'm feeling in particular ridiculous I got wings on my back, serendipitous And I fly through the air like a tuna fish (And I fly through the air like a tuna fish) (And I fly through the air like a tuna fish) I'm an eggplant, man, why you doing this? (I'm an eggplant, man, why you doing this?) (I'm an eggplant, man, why you doing this?) Come on, everybody, do the eggplant dance (Eggplants on my mind, and my mind on eggplants) Come on, everybody, do the eggplant dance (Paint yourself purple and drop your pants) (Wait, what?) Creeping and a-crawling, quite serious I got a feeling that I'm feeling delirious These bearded mofos ain't nearing this I'm gonna shoot you in the lower posterious Will I ever make it out of this labyrinth? I've never seen anything so elaborate If it's getting in my way, I'm just stabbing it You can't stop me, fool, I'm a maverick And I fly through the air like a halibut (And I fly through the air like a halibut) (And I fly through the air like a halibut) I'm an eggplant, man, aw, to hell with it (I'm an eggplant, man, aw, to hell with it) (I'm an eggplant, man, aw, to hell with it) Come on, everybody, do the eggplant dance (Eggplants on my mind, and my mind on eggplants) Come on, everybody, do the eggplant dance (Paint yourself purple and drop your pants) We are the guardians of sacred things Twinbellows, in the mood for some barbecue wings Get a haircut and get a real job Hewdraw's gonna cook you like your name is squab You're never gonna make it past me, kid Pandora's in the house and I'm off the grid You're gonna burn, Kid Icarus, burn Me first! Watch and learn! Twinbellows (Twinbellows) You're an odd fellow Me and my boys turn your face into jello You look like two cats in heat My leet fleet is like "skeet, skeet, skeet" Hewdraw (Hewdraw) You're a hydra gone wrong I'm jumping rope, here, man, it's taking way too long Pandora (Pandora) I'll shoot you in the box You know I had to say it, though, that's how I rock (And then I won.) (Yay!) I got the wings (I got the wings) And I got the arrows (And I got the arrows) And I got the shield (And I got the arrows) But I got the wings (Haha) And I'm high as a kite And if you think I probably won't, then you can bet that I might And if you're getting in my way, I'm shooting Arrows of Light I don't know how exactly that works, but that's all right with me Eventually I'll find my way to Mother Brain I mean Medusa, whatever, man, it's all the same And when I make it to the end of this, I'm getting kissed Kid Icarus, splitting up the difference, check it I'm taking you down I've waited far too long I'm taking the crown I'm putting it where it belongs Hey, why you gotta be so mean? (What do you want?) I'm here for the queen No games played, make my day (You'll never take me alive!) Have it your way I'm about to show you what it's like to rock (I'm about to show you what it's like to rock) No, I'm about to show you what it's like to rock Stop copying me, you ain't a part of my flock And I'm a-dodging and a-weaving like a sparrow I'm hiding in your blind spot narrow One more shot, you'll see what I got Knock, knock (Who's there?) Arrows