Happy birthday Nicola My regards to your mother Happy birthday Nicola May you have many others You don't know me But I've watched you grow breasts from afar For so long [Chorus] Listen to the old generation We are here to help you through If you need some information I can help you Listen to the old generation We are here to help you through If we'd used some contraception I wouldn't be here, and you wouldn't be you Long ago There was a club in the city centre Long ago In the bar that's where I met her But I never thought I'd see What I have in front of me....today [Chorus] Here's to the children Of fumbling in the dark Underneath the piles of coats Behind the railings in the park I was so eager to be a man That I really couldn't see You'd be asking me one day for a lifetime of love And 16 years of pocket money Happy birthday Nicola Happy birthday Nicola Happy birthday Nicola Happy birthday Nicola [Chorus]