Hey Dad, what the hell is wrong with me I almost had the single life for free But now she comes around and shoves her face into my mind I thought that dating was a drag All I ever knew was my hand {But she's that good to me And I think she's just that kind} So kind My friends tell me to stay away I know just what to say That sounds good to me -- I'll pick you up at eight tonight Who cares about being tied down I'll get the concept I'll get around I'm sick of having no one I'm sick of being so lonely So lonely nah na-nah na-nah na-nah nah na-nah na-nah na-nah nah na-nah na-nah na-nah nah She's so perfect for me nah na-nah na-nah na-nah nah na-nah na-nah na-nah nah na-nah na-nah na-nah nah Sick of being so lonely She likes to call me twice a day She calls up just to say That I'm on her mind And she thinks about me all the day Hey mom what the hell is wrong with me? I almost had the single life for free But now she comes around and shoves her face into my mind My mind nah na-nah na-nah na-nah nah na-nah na-nah na-nah nah na-nah na-nah na-nah nah She's so perfect for me nah na-nah na-nah na-nah nah na-nah na-nah na-nah nah na-nah na-nah na-nah nah Sick of being so lonely (Nahs sung at the same time as boyfriend/girlfriend section) I'm her boyfriend And she's my girlfriend I'm her boyfriend And she's my girlfriend now I'm her boyfriend And she's my girlfriend I'm her boyfriend And she's my girlfriend