The Adventures of Duane & BrandO - Tetris lyrics

Tetris is awesome It makes people toss up their hands And scream obscenities Don't you know I'm a f**ing Tetris pro? I'm about to teach all you noobs geometry My balls! I'm a f**ing straight line, taking four at one time Add a Tetris to the high score, making it mine Blowing minds, dropping lines like I'm Courtney Love sh**, I can lay down flat if push comes to shove I'm moving so fast, down don't matter no more I'm on Level Nine, b**h, straight clearing the floor Z-Block gonna drop and I'll slide myself under Down at the arcade they call me the boy wonder Everyone's waiting for me, the coolest block in the game Making all the other blocks look totally lame Saved the day, but I ain't got no name My Tetris high score will be my claim to fame When I walk down the street, I waddle from side to side I ain't got no legs, they call me the "french fry" f** around and I'll drop you like a dumb blonde, ho When you're done with me, you'll need Dr. Mario Tetris is awesome It makes people toss up their hands And scream obscenities Don't you know I'm a f**ing Tetris pro? I'm about to teach all you noobs geometry Playing Tetris, dropping blocks right here, over there, everywhere That ain't even fair (I don't even care) Here's a T, there's an L I'm gaining speed, Level Three All I need is just a freaking square (Put it over there!) Now I'm on my way to Level Nine, scoring high, blowing minds, all the freaking time (Like it was a crime) I'm on fire (I'm on Level Nine) I'll retire (I will never die) No score higher than mine Wait a second, BrandO, it is my turn to rock! (Nope!) Dropping the blocks in the places and sh**, don't you know that that is how it goes? (I will distract you while you rap) Cut it out, you f**er, it is still my turn to rock! (Nope!) That sh** is f**ing annoying, you ba*tard, I'm trying to finish the game (How are you so good with small gaps?) Cut it out now! (Nope!) Really cut it out! (Nope!) I will start to shout! (So?) f**ing shut your mouth! I'm motherf**ing bringing down the roof Turning, aim, and shoot L-Block, T-Block, I speak the truth I'm the king of this game, and I'm taking names f**ing cut it out, BrandO, I'm resetting the game (You will never beat my high score, Duane. Oh, sh**!) (The power belongs to Tetris) My balls!