The Adventures of Duane & BrandO - Sonic lyrics

SE-GA Sonic is the name and speed is my game I make thunder and lightning look like one and the same Rocking the red shoes, blue 'do, voodoo curse Upon anyone that's making the planet any worse Like this Dr. Robotnik "Eggman" dude He thinks he's got a fighting chance against a hedgehog with an attitude Just wait until I see him again He'll wish a thousand f**ing times he didn't do what he did Come on! That's why they call me Sonic I'm faster than the speed of sound and light combined And when I roll into a ball and I'm breaking your sh** Spinning and hitting you with maximum force that won't quit And when you can't take it any more, I do it again Because I gotta f**ing win in order to save my friends, man! Ain't no one gonna be f**ing with me (One time. Two!) Well, hardy har har, it's the egg with the most Dr. Robotnik, Sonic, time to go, or you're toast I appear in every act with my Eggman ride New moves, new plan, no place to hide Every time you think you win I go back to my lab Creating new obstacles to foil your plan Everything about you but your rhymes are fat (BRRRRR!) Did I do that? Hey Sonic, tell Player 2 to stop jumping in spikes That sh** hurts, even with these infinite lives I'm the man with the rings and I'm "Miles" ahead of you On a mission to turn you into robot stew It's Tails in the sky giving lifts to my bro Anytime, any place, if you slow down though sh**, if you miss it, I'll get it, you got a problem, I'm on it We'll take Robotnik and Metal Sonic and leave them running in smoke Don't forget to hit the save state back at the post We need the Emeralds when we get to the end (I know) Or Robotnik's gonna mock us when we conquer the game Don't hit me, I'm just being a friend (Shut up!) We're gonna make it to the thing, gonna speed right through Show these b**hes how we do what we do What the f**, where'd you go? I'm talking to myself What the hell happened to you? I'm that two-tailed fox with them fly-a** moves you'll go (No, no, no) Don't act like you don't know these moves are dope, you'll go (No, no, no, no) Packing these rings, b**h, it ain't no thing, you'll go (No, no, no) Tails is the name, Sonic's right hand G, you'll go (No, no, no, no, no) Shut the f** up It's time to get serious, Tails Yo, Tails, where the rings at? Gimme some more Gotta find Dr. Robotnik and settle the score I don't need no sidekick riding my sh** Following everywhere I go, riding my big blue dick Give me a hand, Tails, give me a lift (Okay) Thanks a lot, little buddy, now go the f** away I've got a supersonic attitude, hear what I'm sayin'? Gotta get those Chaos Emeralds and go Super Saiyan Somebody's gotta motherf**ing save the day And I'm the only one quick enough to stay out of the way Watch your back, if you know what's good for you I will *mumbling* This f**ing robot-making motherf**er's ruining my mood C'mon Tails, let's annihilate this Eggman dude Now the plane's going down, but we're almost there I'll smell you later, Tails, wish me luck (No fair!) I just wanna eat chili dogs (Is that so much to ask?) Smoke a bowl and squeeze out a log I don't even really f**ing care I am Metal Sonic, feel my wrath I got a dick like a chainsaw, I'll cut you in half (Ha ha ha) Bring it on, you can't replace this Based on me on a first name basis Why the f** do you rap so slow? Who do you think you are, Leo Camacho? Error: Does not compute Shoot, my system froze, reboot Scanning, loading converter I am Sonic, insert girder What the f** is this motherf**ing bullsh**? That Robotnik just won't quit I'm tired of this sh**, I want a chili dog I'm the real motherf**ing Sonic the Hedgehog (Activating Spin Ball) Motherf**er, don't make me laugh (I'll get you next time, you motherf**er) Motherf**er, I just shut your a** down! (Don't ever compare me to Leo...) One, two, three, here we come with the rings It's Sonic and Tails, b**h, pack your things I learned a couple of magic tricks, you can call me Houdini I got the Chaos Emeralds, barely competing You're so clever, Sonic, where do you come up with these rhymes? Sorry I'm in a bad mood, I've been waiting outside How about you give me a chance to be your sidekick, guy? Keep up that attitude, I'll punch you in your eye! (Ow!) 'Sup little b**hes, yo, my name is Knuckles And I ain't coming to this place here for sh**s and chuckles So take a step back unless you wanna get knocked Cause I'm a bad motherf**er with some wicked dreadlocks So I'm looking at you, Sonic, cause you think that you're fast But if you go round for round, then you're never gonna last Cause your rhymes are old, bro, I think it's a no-go You sound kinda sh**ty like Duane and BrandO But that's how it goes, so don't get me pissed I've got some big-a** hands with some spikes on my fist And I fly through the air with the greatest of ease I'm gonna get a 1-up busting up some TVs b**h, please! I'll put your a** on disability Then pimp smack your a**, take away your credibility Wait, I gotta turn it around We gotta find Robotnik and pound his a** to the ground Now we're coming for you and we're going straight through Right to your HQ, got my n***a in blue (And he's fast too!) (He is? Who?) Man, I told you! Get drunk with Sonic and f** up Robotnik! I got it under control, Tails, I'll get them sh**s back When you f** with a motherf**er like me, you'll get b**h smacked I'm way too fast, b**h understand Motherf**ers talk sh** and get the back of my hand Like, all day long and every night I keep it cool like my name was Vanilla Ice But I'm blue, not white, not wrong, dude right I'm so groovy, I'm out of sight Like General Patton, I'm not talking about Mike I'm old school, fool, Tails, take the mic Dodging bombs, way cool, as we enter the arc Thumbs up, motherf**er, we be coming with sparks To get the rings back, Emeralds up, that's the way we do it, punk! Bring it on, tear it up! Absolutely don't give a f**! We're the motherf**ing team flying by with sk** One rhyme left, going in for the k** I got my mind on the rings and the rings on my mind 120 in my pocket but plenty of time Fast approaching Let me jump these bombs Straight through the hole like I'm f**ing it, nah It doesn't really matter cause I see it right there It's Sonic and Tails and we just don't care For sure! BRRRRR! It's time to meet your doom Sonic, I'm haunting your dreams With my mean bean pokey-finger k**ing machine! What the f** did you say? I wasn't paying attention I've destroyed you more times than I care to mention Let's end this now, I got sh** I gotta do You motherf**in' motherf**er, f**ing whoopity doo You'll never make it Sonic, I'm the king of this game All you woodland creatures are all the same I'll barbecue your friends and wash them down with some 'nog Check my MySpace, b**h, I just posted a blog I'll f**ing roll you down the stairs like your name was "Log" You'd better let my friends go, you gluttonous hog I'll down-A your face, let go of me, tubbs It's been a long day, chubby, I gotta get me some grub I'm starving (What the-?) (BRRRRR! HAHAHA!) So you want a chili dog? Too bad, I'm back! What's that? You said you're fat? We knew that! No, I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! Yeah right, big tubby, tell that to Star Jones! Let me set it straight and send you back to your lab You gotta lose that weight, you gotta call yourself a cab That's enough, motherf**er, I'll throw my arm at you, Sonic! (Initiating targeting sequence) Where'd you go, Robotnik? KAPOW! I rumble the ground, do you think you can destroy me now? You cow, you f**ing big round hairy and greasy fat smelly b**h I'm gonna cook you over easy Humpty Dumpty! (I said it) I will destroy you and your friend Tails too! I really don't think that's gonna happen, Ro-bu*t-nik I got the Chaos Emeralds (Super Sonic!) Well, hardy har har, three cheers for you I'm really mad now, you have no clue! I'm not listening (Don't care) Motherf**er I'm wagging my fist from the seat of my ride With these pokey fingers there's no place to hide! Still not listening (I really don't care) Motherf**er Anyways, I'm gonna f**ing tear your f**ing sh** apart I gotta sh**, I'm gonna fart, I think I sharted Oh, no! Ha ha ha!