The Adventures of Duane & BrandO - Metroid lyrics

Samus Aran in her yellow spacesuit Jumping and bobbing and weaving, shooting in heavy pursuit Of the mechanical life vein, Mother Brain (Do the math) Foil her plan to eradicate everything in her path See, the Metroid hold the key to ultimate reign s**ing the f**ing life out from overtop of your brain It's time to step up your game and go beat those, yo No cheat codes, it's time to go beast mode, beast mode Reclaim the planet for the Space Federation In the name of the wasted would-be generation In the name of all that's wrong, in the name of what's right Grab your arm cannons, get in the ship and take flight Now it's time to go hard, and it's time to go home And it's time to do both, and to do it alone And there's hope in the universe: That hope is you You can't save, you can't shoot down, so don't try There's no map, all the rooms look the same, you will die (No pressure) Dropping bombs on this motherf**er, destroying this maze Samus Aran eradicating the Mother Brain in this place Fat pay, I'm a renegade, the top of the cla** f** around and get a Power Bomb stuck in your a** See, all the Space Pirates came to use the Metroid for evil Harness the power for weapons and k** millions of people But with a bounty on your head, soon you're gonna be dead Cause I'll shoot a f**ing missile that'll explode in your head Take notes, motherf**er, as I lock on my weapon Sentencing evil to d**h, no need to keep you all guessin' Watch your a**, Mother Brain, cause I'm f**ing insane (By the way, my name's Leo, I'm obsessed with this game) I break down the roof with these Power Bombs, yo Flip, shoot, repeat, I got the motherf**ing flow I'm gonna make it to the room, I'll be seeing you soon My f**ing missile-happy a** will be sealing your doom, motherf**er (Kaboom!)