The Adventures of Duane & BrandO - Mario 2 lyrics

(Story: When Mario opened a door after climbing a long stair in his dream, another world spread before him and he heard a voice call for help to be freed from a spell.) (After awakening, Mario went to a cave nearby and to his surprise, he saw exactly what he saw in his dream.) (Push Start) I'm back in this b**h, throwing turnips and sh** This ain't no 'Doki Doki Panic', deal with it It's Super Mario, in the motherf**ing house Gonna blast the sungla**es off that bomb-throwing mouse Yo, Mario, don't confuse me with John Leguizamo He didn't have a mustache, but at least he got the hoes (Like in 'To Wong Foo') I like 'The Pest', and I really, really liked the clown from 'Spawn' But when they cast him as Luigi, baby, that was just wrong (Yeah, that was just wrong, wrong) The Princess is my character of choice (Come on!) But my balls are too big for me to rap in that voice And so I jump really high Take a jog in the sky Hit the POW Block, throw a f**ing bird in your eye Anyway, we're on a mission to k** King Wart I heard a call for help, in my dream, of course And I woke up and saw the cave I seen in my sleep That's what I get for counting sheep, let's go! I'm in a cave now, tearing this place down With these bombs that I pulled out of the ground L-L-Luigi's in the cave too, that is the truth P-Pulling bombs out the ground like dentists pulling on my tooth R-R-Representing in this cave, b-bringing d-down the r-roof (Kaboom!) (I don't know anyone who plays as Toad) Now I'm leaving the cave, it's time to get on my way Headed to the Birdo to save the day Defeated Fryguy, Tryclyde, and Clawgrip, b**h As I enter the bird head, I clench my fist I am a motherf**ing Birdo, look at my face I spit eggs, motherf**er, straight into your face I'm so hardcore, I rhymed face with face I rhymed face four times, now get outta my face Am I an Ostro or a Birdo? Nobody knows! I eat orbs for breakfast, no milk, mofo The inside of me glows, you s** and I blow Don't throw those back, I'll shoot fire up your nose How the f** you gonna try and burn my 'stache, paisano? You trying to make me look like John Leguizamo? Have some unfertilized dinosaur, ho! Take that sh**, Hermaphrosaurus Rex, do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side! Oh wait, you can't, that's right "You red-bowed weirdo, boy birds don't lay eggs" I say as I throw the last one in your face King Wart, pulling life support I see you made it past all of my cohorts Get ready for my bubbles Hold it right there Now it's time to turn this dream into a scary nightmare Beware I bet you're scared I declare despair, not one life spared Well, leaping lasagna! You mean I'm dreaming right now? I thought it was real, either way you're going down I was wondering why the Princess wasn't taken this time Eat your f**ing vegetables, it's time to die