The Adventures of Duane & BrandO - Kung Fu lyrics

I'll take five at one time, knock you down in a row Dodging knives with the quickness and a kick to your scro' I got that kung fu, k** you without thinking attitude I'll straight up f**ing Bruce Lee you, kick your a** to the moon "So door igamo sensei llamo Tamagotchi Ali" I don't know what exactly that means, I don't speak no Chinese One with my foot, one with my fist One not breathing no more, now hear this I got that f**ing Chuck Norris Texas Ranger attitude Straight up smack you like a b**h and then be laughing at you You see this dojo ain't big enough for the both of us, G I gotta kung fu you before you fu me