The Adventures of Duane & BrandO - Bomberman lyrics

One bomb, two bomb, three bombs blown The name's Bomberman, like you didn't f**ing know I got my helmet on and my b**hes in check Packed full of ammunition so I gets respect Take these big a** boots and kick a bomb in your face Tear the enemies down and put 'em back in their place I'll make 9/11 like the Fourth of July On a rocket ship coming, heading straight for the bad guys 'Cause I ain't going to take no sh** Light the wick on my motherf**ing dynamite stick Break the wall down, tear that f**ing sh** out the room Sneak up on the enemies and seal their doom Bomberman, and y'all can't f** with that Step back, light a smoke, drink a forty and laugh Tell your boss I'll be there in a minute to front it After I ride this kangaroo and f**ing scratch my nuts It's Bomberman, B-B-B-Bomberman B-B-B-Blowing sh** up all across the land D-D-D-Destroy the enemies and leaving this place With a f**ing hand grenade that'll explode in your face It's Bomberman (It's Bomberman!) B-B-B-Blowing out your brains cause I'm the man with the plan And n-n-nobody f**s with me, b**h You heard me, oh no Here comes Bomberman I'm TNT, I'm Dynamite I'm here representing, yeah, I'm down for life You can't f** with the man with the master plan b**hes think I ain't coming, you can bet that I am I got a brand new suit and I can walk through the walls I don't care if you're a bomber or if you're ten feet tall I'm still coming to get you, sh**, I'm packing the heat They're gonna have to f**ing scrape your a** off the street So go ahead, n***a, and talk that sh** I guarantee you're gonna live to regret it Break the wall down, tear that f**ing sh** out the room Creep up on the enemies and seal their doom Bomberma, and y'all can't f** with that I'll pull the pin and blow a motherf**ing hole in your a** So tell your boss I'll be in there in a minute to front it After I ride this kangaroo and f**ing scratch my nuts It's Bomberman, B-B-B-Bomberman B-B-B-Blowing sh** up all across the land D-D-D-Destroy the enemies and leaving this place With a f**ing hand grenade that'll explode in your face It's Bomberman (It's Bomberman!) B-B-B-Blowing out your brains cause I'm the man with the plan And n-n-nobody f**s with me, b**h You heard me, oh no Here comes Bomberman It's Bomberman, B-B-B-Bomberman B-B-B-Blowing sh** up all across the land D-D-D-Destroy the enemies and leaving this place With a f**ing hand grenade that'll explode in your face It's Bomberman (It's Bomberman!) B-B-B-Blowing out your brains cause I'm the man with the plan And n-n-nobody f**s with me, b**h You heard me, oh no Here comes Bomberman Exploding mines, one bomb at a time I'll stab you in the ear if you don't feel my rhyme It's Bomberman baby, I'm the cream of the crop I'm gonna need a crowbar to get your b**h off my co*k Do a little jig and blow a hole in your face Disco dance to Prince and take a leak on your grave If you ain't feeling me b**h, I don't give a f** (Tell him, BrandO!) I'll kick you in the face if you don't step off my nuts!